How to Make the Bed

Step 1: Remove cat from bed.

Step 2: Strip off blankets and old sheets.

Step 3: Remove cat from neatly folded pile of clean sheets you left sitting nearby.

Step 4: Spread fitted bottom sheet over the bed and tuck in at corners.

Step 5: Remove cat from bed.

Step 6: Put on pillowcases and arrange pillows at top of bed.

Step 7: Remove cat from bed.

Step 8: Remove cat’s claws from arm, clean up blood before it gets on sheets.

Step 9: Spray cat with squirt bottle until it flees from bed.

Step 10: Spread top sheet and blankets neatly over bed.

Step 11: Gather up pile of dirty sheets, trip over cat who is lurking on stairs.

All done!